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Unsure about the future? Need love advice? Career guidance? Wondering which organ to sell to make next month's rent? The Cracked Asstrology App has all the answers.
Rated the #1 Most Scientifically Accurate Horoscope App by Cracked.com and its subsidiaries, Asstrology has put together a team of astrologers who have internet access. Meet Professor Gort, who has the astrological acumen of a super-computer; Erin, a genuine clairvoyant (even though she's still not very good at it); Sean, our resident sell-out; Liz, who'd rather be doing anything else than this job; Keith (we'll tell you about him later...); and Jeffrey, aka The Zodiac Time-Killer!
The November sign-in welfare set has been officially announced in the name of Shining. It is a Sweetheart Rabbit. Do you know the specific activity information? The specific content brought to you below, interested players must not miss it!
The new party season for the Danzi Party has begun. Do you know how the blind box of this season is? The Dawn Dragon Girl Furui has also been announced. The specific content brought to you below, interested players must not miss it!
The replica of the sacrificial day gift will be launched. After the update is completed, you can play the replica of the sacrificial day gift in the game. The specific content brought to you below, please don’t miss it if you are interested!
Chapter 24 of the new event gameplay of Miracle Nuannuan will be officially launched after 11.6. Do you know how to play it? The specific content brought to you below, interested players must not miss it!
The new welfare event in the name of Shining is about to be officially launched on November 3. Do you know how to play this event? The specific content brought to you below, interested players must not miss it!
A new event outside the world has been opened between the slow world. During this event, you can also go to get the exclusive silhouette of the slow world. The specific content brought to you below. Interested players must not miss it!
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